西游番外篇笨妖怪

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　　哈瓦那（帕特丽夏·阿奎特 Patricia Arquette 饰）和彼得（泰特·多诺万 Tate Donovan 饰） 是一对感情非常要好的恋人，两人在抢劫了一间游乐场后逃回了故乡。他们的故乡是一个民风非常古老而又保守的地方，在那里，法律不值一提，居民们生活信奉的唯一准则就是圣经。
　　在那里，哈瓦那和彼得终于实现了他们的心愿携手步入了婚礼的殿堂，可是婚后没多久，一场可怕的车祸便夺走了彼得的弟弟。根据圣经记载，哈瓦那将再度嫁给彼得年仅十二岁的弟弟西科（约瑟夫·高登-莱维特 Joseph Gordon-Levitt 饰）。哈瓦那决定将曾经抢劫而来的那些赃物物归原主，可是贪婪而又暴力的警探却并不愿意归还她平静的生活。

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　　路克独自一人经营二手车场，鲁迪是其中的一名销售员。鲁迪为人疯狂豪放，为了增加销售量提高业绩，他想尽奇招吸引顾客，甚至干违法的事。老板的弟弟罗伊狠毒奸诈，为了继承路克的家产和车场，他用奸计害死了路克。
　　正当鲁迪为对付罗伊而绞尽脑汁时，路克的女儿回来了。这下可有好戏看了，他们联手对抗罗伊，一段精彩绝伦的尔虞我诈大战就此展开……

简介：阿英（许冠英 饰）和肥波（古国华 饰）两人自小一起长大，情同手足；长大后，两人一起到了汽水厂里当了维修工。虽然收入卑微，家境贫寒，但是两人却也其乐融融。一日，两人合伙一起买六合彩，不料真的中了头奖，两个穷光蛋一夜间变成了百万富翁。　　当红影星琪琪（陈琪琪 饰）一直是阿英的梦中情人，有钱后的阿英很快和她交上了朋友。岂料琪琪看中的只是阿英的钱，看出了端倪的肥波多次劝诫阿英，被迷得晕头转向的阿英没有听从肥波劝告，反而觉得肥波在嫉妒自己，两个好友由此交恶。琪琪骗得阿英所有财产后，忽然消失了，阿英刹那间又变回了穷光蛋……

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　　影片根据Hrabal的小说改编，影片描绘了一个小村庄中形形色色的单纯可爱的人们，他们有著各自的爱好，但打猎是他们的共同爱好。影片中的众多演员表演都十分出色，而且Vlacil在此片中也有一段很出色的表演。

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　　本片以先锋的镜头述说着一个杀手的故事。阿查（吴镇宇 饰）外表温文尔雅，却是新加坡数一数二的杀手。每当他收到装着人名的利是封时，便有一条生命从此消失。这日，搭档阿高（Joseph Quek 饰）找来阿查帮忙逼供出红毛等三人将意大利黑帮的“嗒嗒”藏于何处，随后阿高杀人灭口并顺利帮意大利黑帮找回了他们的“嗒嗒”。岂料阿高一时贪念，将其中一箱“嗒嗒”私吞藏于其妹阿Mae（徐若瑄 饰）处。黑帮派来阿高的兄弟阿德等人取回那一箱“嗒嗒”，他们不仅杀害了阿高，还强奸了阿Mae。当阿查从无意中窥探到秘密的小女孩口中得知一切时，为了爱人阿Mae和枉死的兄弟阿高，他举起了复仇之剑。

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　　2019, City of Madrid (Madrid, center to Spain and country's capital). Marina is a woman unable to believe in love after her father was unfaithful to her mother Lourdes when she was a child, but who works as successful wedding planner in her own company with her close friend Irene and the own Lourdes as employee. In their last job Marina meets by chance Carlos, one of the invited. Having a drink together, between the two lights the flame and they make sex in the idea that they not will meet again. When at the next day Carlos' girlfriend Alexia finds Marina's calling card in his t-shirt, Carlos is unable to say her the truth, lying Alexia to make her believe that he wants to marry. But when Carlos and Alexia meet Marina, he learns that Alexia and Marina are former school classmates and that Marina suffered bullying from Alexia. After in the wedding where Marina met Carlos a drunken Lourdes caused an accident where the bride fell and crashed against a bank of the church turning it in an Internet video viral and it menaces to ruin Marina's company, Irene forces her to accept the new assignment, moving they three to Tenerife (Canary Islands, west to Africa) to meet hotel entrepreneur Arturo, Alexia's father. However, troubles appear by everywhere: Arturo despises Carlos not considering good enough for Alexia, while Carlos, who has an architecture studio with his best friend Ben, tries to convince his future father-in-law to work as hotel designer for him; at the same time, Marina revenges Alexia with a disastrous voyage by sea and later with a bottle cork, damaging her teeth. With Marina returning temporally Madrid to repair it, Marina and Carlos feel attracted each other, knowing that it put in danger their jobs. While Carlos doubts about between Marina and Alexia, this last one returns Tenerife with Ben, looking for sure the contract and that Carlos doesn't reveal Alexia the truth. According lies and deceives accumulate and the wedding comes, Carlos feels each time more trapped by the circumstances, making sure that the wedding day be unforgettable.

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　　粗暴鲁莽的朴光浩（朴信阳 饰）是某黑帮组织的得力干将，为了组织利益他出生入死，果敢非常。谁知在一次行动受伤后，光浩大睡三天，随即发现自己的身边充满各种各样奇怪状况，比如随手将勺子立住、能听懂鱼说话、看见卖鱼大婶拖着鱼尾巴。原来手上的伤口改变了他本该横死的命运，但也同时令他变成了通灵体质。按照巫女的说法，他不得不按命运的安排成为一名为人排忧解难的巫师。虽然一度拒绝，可是接二连三的危机迫使光浩向命运低头。
　　在此之后，光浩一会儿是西装革履黑墨镜的黑帮分子，一会儿是涂脂抹粉身穿长袍跳舞的驱邪巫师，别样的人生就此展开……

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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　　一天晚上杰夫逊·里德被一块力量无穷的流星击中胸膛。这样一来，他就能飞行，能够在一刻钟左右掌握任何一本书中的全部内容，不过不幸的是他有恐高症。此刻他的朋友和家庭都指望他能够保护他们的社区免被可怕的“金贵”破坏。

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　　Carmen learns that her daughter Maria died in an accident. After a couple of days, she decides to go to her apartment for some paperwork but here she discovers that Maria was about to adopt a Vietnamese girl named Thi Mai. Carmen then decides to go to Vietnam with her friends Elvira and Rosa, although none of the three has ever left Spain in their life. During the search for Thi Mai, they will have the opportunity to experience crazy and hilarious situations caused by cultural differences. They will be accompanied by Dan, a Vietnamese guide, and Andrés, a young Spanish actor going to Hanoi to live with his partner.

简介：阿历斯（阿诺·施瓦辛格饰）和拉里博士（丹尼·德维托饰）研究了一种新的生育配方安胎灵，它能大大降低女性怀孕的风bbb。但这种药却没有获得联邦药物处的人体试验批准，所以一直不能上市。资助方将资金和设备都抽走了，无奈两位博士被竞争对手兼顶头上司安置到女博士黛安娜（艾玛·汤普森饰）手下协助工作。拉里博士为了他们的产品能顺利上市，偷偷将黛安娜冷藏在实验室准备做实验用的卵子和阿历斯的精子结合成受精卵，并劝服了阿历斯在体内植入受精卵，这下，世界上第一例男人受孕就诞生了！

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学业卓著、体育全能的高中生鹤木尚（中岛健人 饰）是学校内一顶一的红人，更是无数女孩倾倒热恋的王子殿下。在他的爱慕者中，有一个稍显特殊的女孩，那就是系出名门的娇贵大小姐折山香琳（平祐奈 饰）。偶然的机缘，让香琳迷上了光彩夺目的鹤木前辈，在内心的最深处，她早已将对方视为非此不嫁的另一半。这一日，香琳从父亲（高岛政宏 饰）口中听到一个令她震惊的消息，那就是在16岁这一年，她将和父亲选定的乘龙快婿步入婚礼殿堂。原本打算抵死拒绝的香琳，很快就发现原来婚约对象居然正是鹤木前辈，这可真是喜出望外的大好事。只是，所谓的命运之恋，并非想象般浪漫而甜蜜。　　本片根据水波风南的同名漫画改编……