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简介：2010年日本八千代市，小学教师市川新市（哀川翔 饰）功不成名不就，老婆有外遇，女儿又在做援助交际。事业生活一团糟的市川无力改变这一切，只能采取逃避现实的态度来对待。他念念不忘34年前电视台播放的超人剧集《斑马人》，那个似乎无所不能的英雄曾令他振奋不已。夜深人静之时，市川一个人躲在房间里缝制斑马人的战斗服，然后偷偷穿出去体验超人的感觉。　　与此同时，市内接连出现奇怪事件，一群邪恶的外星人盯上了地球，而八千代正是他们活动的据点。地球危在旦夕，正义的斑马人会不会出现呢？　　本片为哀川翔参演的第100部电影的纪念之作。

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　　"The Witch Burnt Alive"
　　After a very long, but visually arresting animated opening credits sequence, Luchino Visconti (Death in Venice) directs the first story, which is the longest of the five, taking approximately a third of the film's running length. Mangano plays a superstar actress and model who travels to a mountain resort, only to find the well-to-do inhabitants have prejudices and preconceived notions about her based on her public persona. The women are all jealous and the men all want to sleep with her, but all Mangano wants is to be left alone. It's a mostly somber satirical piece, but story-wise, it languishes in its modest idea a bit long, becoming inconsequential to all but those fascinated by the realities of being famous.
　　"Community Spirit"
　　Bolognini's piece isn't really a story. It's more of a visual gag, in a short segment that features Mangano offering to take an injured man to a hospital, driving him at breakneck speed throughout the city, but not stopping at locations where he might find aid. I won't give away the punchline here, but it succeeds in being amusing, even if it's the kind of thing that only is interesting the first time through.
　　"The Earth Seen from the Moon"
　　The esteemed writer/director, Pier Paolo Pasolini (Salo), crafts the middle segment, which is the most artistic and memorable of the five. Reminiscent in style to "Don Quixote", a recently widowed father and his son travel around the country in search of a new wife and mother, and after a long period, they discover the literally speechless Mangano. She brings joy into their lives, but they are poor, and in order to find a better life for themselves, they concoct a scheme to try to make some quick cash. The story is contrived, and not completely interesting, but the outlandish performances, artwork, and costumes does evoke great charm and likeability. Although mute, it's probably the most appealing of Mangano's five performances, and Toto is terrific.
　　"The Sicilian"
　　Franco Rossi directs the fourth an shortest piece, a straight-forward revenge story that comes and goes before it ever has a chance of becoming interesting. It's violent, but easily the least satisfying of the five stories.
　　"A Night Like Any Other"
　　Eastwood's appearance is clearly the biggest attraction here, which was filmed in between the Sergio Leone "Dollars" trilogy. It's an enjoyable departure from his normal roles, playing a comedic romantic lead, and he is affably fun to watch. Famed Italian director, Vittorio de Sica (The Bicycle Thief, Umberto D.) does a masterful job with the story, which perfectly blends the mundane and the fantasy in a visually satisfying way. The story is about a bored housewife (Mangano, of course), who tries in vain to get her husband to realize that he is not as romantic as he used to be. The scene is interspersed with comedic romance sequences revolving around the couple's past romantic interludes, and dreams of how their lives should be.

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　　皮特·戴维森邀请他的朋友登台共度单口喜剧和音乐之夜，他调侃谣言、免费乘坐飞机和自己怪异的一年。

简介：历经千辛万苦，唐僧（吴亦凡 饰）、孙悟空（林更新 饰）、猪八戒（杨一威 饰）、沙僧（巴特尔 饰）这支取经团队朝着最终的目标持续前进，然而这一过程中他们不仅忍饥挨饿，还矛盾频生，似乎随时都有分裂的危险。尤其法师念念不忘死去的段小姐（舒淇 饰），而这件事也成为他和悟空之间矛盾和争吵的根源。在摆脱了蜘蛛精的纠缠后，师徒四人来至充满童趣的比丘国。比丘国王（包贝尔 饰）精神错乱，如同孩子般喜怒无常。国师九宫真人（姚晨 饰）将师徒迎进王宫，虽百般叮咛，却仍引出不少的乱子，甚至还揪出了藏在宫中的狡猾妖怪。　　冒险仍在继续，师徒间的危机一触即发……

简介：美琪和杰克是多年的好友，两人同为当地电台的主持人。为了让他们的节目在全国性的广播电台播出，两人在家人和听众面前假装成一对情侣。

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江湖艺人张宣带着女儿彩凤（王玲 饰）四处卖艺，一路来到了浙江钱塘县，在这里，彩凤遇见了名叫李玉（司徒霖 饰）的秀才。李玉被身手不凡的彩凤深深的吸引了，而彩凤也醉心于李玉满腹经纶的才华，两人可谓是看对了眼。　　在这个节骨眼上，钦差奉旨来到钱塘挑选八百名美女，这并不是一件好事，所以消息一经传开，全城的百姓们都开始为自家的女儿寻找女婿，只要结婚，便能躲过一劫，这使得风流倜傥的李玉顿时成为了香饽饽。本城富户王员外（管吾 饰）相中了李玉做自家女婿，不管李玉愿不愿意，就强行将他拉入府中，囚禁了起来。入夜，李玉翻墙逃走，意外的落入了隔壁家的院子里，哪知道刚巧就遇上了暂住在这里的张宣和彩凤。

简介：巴尼是FBI的探员，他目前的任务是保护出庭证人、一个原本罪行累累的意大利人文森特·安东里尼。文森特被巴尼安排在城市郊外一个安全的小区里，生活十分寂寞，而他的妻子这时也离开了他，但是文森特并不安分。　　虽然政府付给他足够保证他生活的费用，但文森特还是觉得应该做些什么

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　　1943年的意大利罗马，四个来自不同家庭背景的小孩在战火纷飞中玩着战争游戏并结成了“史上最伟大的友谊”。10月某日，来自富裕犹太家庭的里卡尔多被德军带去了犹太人隔离区，剩余的三个好友通过伊塔洛担任国家法西斯党干部的父亲的关系得知了他的所在，决心穿越意大利“英雄救友”。本片改编自同名畅销反战小说，通过儿童冒险喜剧的形式和孩子们的天真视角展现了二战对意大利这个国家及其人民的摧残，在全球冲突肆虐的当下更具现实意义，发人深思。

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　　一事無成，沒有朋友的停車場夜間保全志明，意外在海邊拯救了原想自殺的青年阿堯。受到志明的善意感召，阿堯決定暫緩自己的死亡，用生命的最後半天，幫志明完成他的心願。為了紀念死者，也為了撫慰生者，導演透過電影輕輕揮手，告別沒來得及說再見的離世友人。

简介：爱尔兰都柏林戈尔韦郡探长格里•博伊尔（布莱丹•格里森 Brendan Gleeson 饰）收拾了瘾君子车祸暴毙的残局，迎来了新来报到的探员麦克布莱德，他们勘察犯罪现场，从证据推断杀手的类型，可惜两人思维大相径庭。博伊尔思维极其吊诡，令麦克布莱德完全不得要领。他们曾一同审问嫌疑犯，却发现他只是替死鬼，真凶仍逍遥法外。博伊尔虽然玩世不恭，但却是个孝子，其母大限将至，他挖空心思逗老人家开心。为了破获黑市价值5亿的毒品走私案，美国FBI探员温德尔（唐•钱德尔 Don Cheadle 饰）开始为警官们做案情分析，却屡屡遭博伊尔打断，正当上司要将博伊尔开除时，后者却一针见血地指出了报告中的最大漏洞——四名嫌疑犯中已有一人躺在太平间。这令温德尔对这个拿种族歧视开玩笑的博伊尔刮目相看。麦克布莱德在执勤中意外遭到哲学范儿歹徒杀害，他的妻子上门寻夫，让博伊尔倍感责任重大，他与温德尔踏上了缉凶之旅……

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　　屌丝小妖王大锤（白客 饰），他生来便与常人不同，两耳尖尖，又有些小法力，总是自诩本地妖王。但让他万万没想到的是，在遇到唐僧师徒四人组后，他的命运发生了逆转；而对于唐僧师徒四人组来说，遇见王大锤也是无比郁闷的第八十二难。双方因此上演了一出相爱相杀，令人捧腹的奇幻冒险。